22 Jul 2014 23:23 | 9,219 notes | Reblog
  • me in 7th grade: listen promise you won't tell anyone.. omg this is so embarrassing.. I got my period.. do you have a pad maybe?
  • me now: LISTEN UP EVERYBODY I'M ON MY FUCKING PERIOD NOW SOMEONE BETTER HAND ME A TAMPON OR I'LL BLEED ON ALL YOUR FUCKING FACES!!
22 Jul 2014 23:21 | 192,854 notes | Reblog
  • drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
  • me: bye i love you
21 Jul 2014 18:13 | 53,154 notes | Reblog

shutupaubrey:

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too

21 Jul 2014 18:13 | 492,695 notes | Reblog

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

21 Jul 2014 18:12 | 46 notes | Reblog

ummlaith:

Im so sick of people nowadays i wanna go live on a little island on my own away from humanity

21 Jul 2014 18:11 | 255,977 notes | Reblog
"Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed."
Me giving my friend relationship device. (via dafunnyposts)
21 Jul 2014 18:10 | 23,197 notes | Reblog

mjwatson:

If you claim to be a feminist and you shame girls for wanting to do traditional things like take their husband’s last name or be a house wife then you are doing it all completely wrong.

Feminism isn’t an elite group who defeats gender norms, it’s a group who accepts ALL women’s choices.

21 Jul 2014 18:08 | 94,268 notes | Reblog

abrotion:

gay marriage is only legal in 18 countries but being gay is a crime in 83 countries like i’d literally be breaking the law just by LIVING in 83 countries in the world but yeah go on tell me again how “homophobia isn’t even a big deal anymore” thanks

21 Jul 2014 18:06 | 20,854 notes | Reblog
"But sometimes we get sad about things and we don’t like to tell other people that we are sad about them. We like to keep it a secret. Or sometimes we are sad but we don’t really know we are sad. So we say we aren’t sad. But really we are."
Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog In the Night-Time  (via dispera)
20 Jul 2014 07:55 | 186,341 notes | Reblog

wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer