Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god
i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry
im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:
Who the fuck measures dick size in bread
Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
Want to prove to a classmate that I am not the only one.
All of tumblr should be reblogging this.Wait, just one?….
Would you like me to give you a list?